NOT looking forward to all the Easter ‘pets/gifts’ being put up on craigslist or ‘released’ into the wild in the upcoming weeks…
I’m gonna hafta rescue some cavies
Anonymous asked: Just fucking shave your pubes it's not even hard and you'd be so much more attractive
Eat my hairy asshole
"Masturbation is something that we all do and it hurts no one so it is not wrong. It is natural and beautiful."
I’m going to fucking stab someone. There’s nothing beautiful about being a selfish slut and no, not everyone does it. Fuck you and your sex normative bullshit.
thanks to this beautiful person
i have learned you can be a slut
by performing a sexual act that involves literally no one but yourself
i am the biggest slut
I feel like one of the greatest conquests of the english language is the phrase ‘I’ma’ because it’s an abbreviation for ‘I am going to’ like we managed to subtract all the spaces and three-fourths of the letters and we still know what it means that’s powerful
(Source: doctor-tiger-bitch, via vegan-queen)